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when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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