grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
i dont even know how to be here
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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