She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
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