Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
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