Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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