and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
You don't make any sense
TEQUILA
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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