She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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