so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
im calling her cock vulture from now on
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
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