so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
I have surprise drugs for everyone
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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