fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Also, my phone autocorrects ENABLER to all caps. I think I drunk text the word too often.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
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