lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
The feeling are messing with the penis
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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