Im at strip club and am horny
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
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