Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
Randomize
