yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
Randomize
