How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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