I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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