Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
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