Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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