ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
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