The guy dancing on me has three visible teeth. WHERE ARE YOU?
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
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