just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
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