wat bout pragnant strippers??
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
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