Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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