We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
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