At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I just queefed in yoga class and now the old man next to me is smiling at me.
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
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