To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
What happened to fro yo and sex?
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
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