i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
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