you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
Why did my mother make you get naked?
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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