Responsibility does not care about your dick.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
Found the puke drawer
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
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