Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
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