I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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