Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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