i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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