Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
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