The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
Our kitchen sink faucet is leaking, so I set a pitcher under it to catch water for Kool-Aid tomorrow rather than turn on the faucet. The environment owes me.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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