Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
How come I'm the only one who's around when people show up? I had just taken a shit, I wasn't wearing pants, phantom of the opera was playing and the fridge said PENIS.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
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