come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
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