Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
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