She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
we have officially lost it.
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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