You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
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