MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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