3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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