i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
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