why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
Randomize
