We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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