none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
So I just walked into the bathroom, and there was this kid, talking to his mom, while taking a shit. I flushed the toilet next to him and heard him say into the phone, "No, I'm not. I'm in my dorm."
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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