who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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