Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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