She said her name was "party"
So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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