:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
Why are you speaking in third person?
Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
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