There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
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