big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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