I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
My most recent midlife crisis involved eating a doughnut in 30 seconds but taking 5 minutes to do half a shot of whiskey, then deciding I wasn't going to finish it.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
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