I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
So I went into my gym pretty wasted and asked the trainer guy if i could order a cock meat sandwich. Needless to say, I'm canceling my membership tomorrow.
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
I want to be your penis for a week.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
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